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Exciting new BUPA Programme: You're a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or...
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Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for...
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11A Narrow ridges, revolving cylinders D?U?S Your usual kind assistance is appreciated,...
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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter...
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12A Made for TV movie ?E?E?I?? 8D Woody tissue consumed by foxy lemurs X?L?? Mile Buiochas...
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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For...
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Do any of you use them? Do they work? Any particular type/brand you would recommend? Thank you....
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Was a family function (not my family) recently.Overheard conversation between husband & wife in their 30s. Both professional working people. Man "I'd like to buy a drink. Can I have some money...
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67d Realise, grasp S?SS 107a Animal ?O??T Must have gone wrong somewhere I think....
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100a It converts energy to motion ???I?E 95d Physically & mentally fatiqued ???R? Thank you all....
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Teens have their texting codes LOL- lots of love.... OMG.....Oh my God...... TTYL....talk to you later..... etc.... Not to be outdone by these kids, now senior members have their own short-hand codes....
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11 Such spectacles should enhance your view of life ??E?????E 1 Ay, all points ready around this time ??? Y?A?S ??Y (if new years day pls explain) 6 Draw lots in order to get the ultimate ?A?T ?O??...
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A Nun Grading Papers CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND...
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I was always taught that it is rude to give a title to one's self e.g. "This is Dr Joe Bloggs speaking". Am I wrong? Had an argument with a friend on this subject to-day....
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The late Queen Mother had a large number of siblings. Are any of them still alive? What happened to them?...
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Any tried and tested home cure cure for gout. .
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I baked some tatties in their jackets on Monday. In fridge now. Can I use tomorrow or must I shop?
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13d Laughs hysterically ?A?L? A?O?T
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Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down... and shot off their testicles. "The old...
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12a Plant eaten as a vegetable when immature ?R?C?A?I Thanks...

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