After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all...
A sales rep is driving along in the wilds of mid Wales when his car runs out of petrol. Luckily, he can see a farm about a mile down the road so he gets his petrol can out of the boot and sets off. He...
You put your transfer in, Your transfer out, in out in out you f@ck your club about! You do the Cristiano and you change your mind, Thats what it's all about!! Ohhhh Ronaldo is a w@nker Ohhhh Ronaldo...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry....
I walked past my fridge the other day and thought I heard the onions singing a Bee Gees song . So I opened the door and found it was just the Che Che Che Chives talking .
I have been living with my partner for seven years. We have sex approx 3 times per week - mostly at the weekends. I don't really feel that is enough for me but he seems quite content. Is that normal?
Is there a way to get the questions on "quizzes and puzzles" up as soon as they are posted? I feel this would give other people a fair chance to answer more instead of the usual clever-dicks
Teacher tells the class to make a sentence using the word DOUGH. Little Jane puts up her hand - In Italy they make Pizza using special DOUGH she says. Very good says Teacher. Little Mary raises her...
