Donate SIGN UP

BockingBob

1 to 20 of 45

1 2 3 Next Last

Avatar Image
BockingBob

Ringtones.

Is it possible to down load a song from my Windows Media Player to my phone?.
13:44 Sat 04th Jul 20092 answers, last by BockingBob 15:44 Sat 04th Jul 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Ha'way the lads

What have Newcastle United , Middlesboro' and Chubby Brown got in common ?......................................................... They are all playing Blackpool this season.
12:52 Fri 19th Jun 20091 answer, last by HillyHugger 19:34 Fri 19th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

The sad little Spaniard.

Pedro was looking very sad when a stranger asked him "what's wrong "?. Pedro replies " look at my village, you see all a da roofs that are strong and waterproof that I Pedro have repaired ,do they...
10:27 Sun 14th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Too Drunk

If a bloke is drunk he's said to be "Three sheets to the wind " I would imagine it's something to do with the Royal Navy and sailing ships .Anybody Know ? .
11:02 Sat 06th Jun 20092 answers, last by heathfield 17:37 Sat 06th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

The battle of little big horn

General Custer was the last man standing and surrounded by thousands of Indians. As an arrow hits him in the shoulder and knocks him to the ground he sees an old whiskey jug and thinks if i am to die...
10:36 Sat 06th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 12:38 Sat 06th Jun 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Party time.

A brunette goes to a fancy dress party , she's totally naked except for a pair of little black boots and a pair of black gloves.The judge says "what have you come as ?. She lifts both her hands and...
10:21 Fri 15th May 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

A Tortoise.

Did you hear about the tortoise who got mugged by a gang of snails. When asked by the police if he would recognize any of the muggers again he replied "No it all happened so fast ".
10:10 Fri 15th May 20091 answer, last by marval 12:41 Fri 15th May 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

My Fridge

I walked past my fridge the other day and thought I heard the onions singing a Bee Gees song . So I opened the door and found it was just the Che Che Che Chives talking .
12:38 Sat 25th Apr 20091 answer, last by BockingBob 13:04 Sat 25th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

One day

One day a long long time ago in a land far away, there lived a woman who didn't nag whine or complain. But it was in a land far away only for one day and a bloody long time ago.
12:09 Sun 12th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Turnips.

Police constable Turnip knocks on Mr & Mrs Turnips door to tell them that little Billy Turnip has been run over by a truck that was driven by Jack Turnip and that Billy Turnip has now been taken to...
15:01 Sat 11th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Chubby Brown .

I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend and as soon as he came on stage I started shouting " you fat b@stard you fat b@stard ". Then I was told by security that that sort of behavior wasn't...
11:18 Sun 05th Apr 20093 answers, last by no-knowledge 10:25 Tue 07th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Cowboys.

Two cowboys talking. 1st cowboy . " You know what to do with them chapped lips of yours " ?. 2nd cowboy " Nope" .1st cowboy says " come here " and as he lifts up his horses tail real high says " kiss...
10:56 Sun 05th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Cowboys.

Did you hear about the homosexual cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sheriff.
10:34 Sun 05th Apr 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Bulls in a field

Two bulls in a field ,one says "Dad lets run down to the bottom of the field and Sh@g one of those cows" The other says " No son lets walk down and sh@g all of them ".
22:02 Sat 21st Mar 20091 answer, last by tiggerblue10 22:03 Sat 21st Mar 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Strange one

Here's a strange one for you .FLABBER- GASTED. I know I've been it ,I've seen people with it . It makes some people open their mouths in awe.But where the hell does it come from?.
09:59 Sun 08th Mar 20093 answers, last by mallam 00:16 Mon 09th Mar 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

A bloke in a pub....

A bloke in a pub looks towards the fire and sees a huge dog licking its balls and says " I wish I could do that " . The landlord says " Well throw it a crisp it might let you "
20:26 Mon 02nd Mar 20093 answers, last by Seafarer1966 13:00 Wed 04th Mar 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Did you hear....

Did you hear about the Fat , Alcoholic,Transvestite.......... All he wanted to do was Eat , Drink and be Mary.
12:55 Sun 22nd Feb 20091 answer, last by sleepy1j 13:51 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Pet shop.

A little girl goes into a pet shop and asks "excuthe me do you have any wickle wabbits" The shop keepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees so he is on her level, and says "do you want a wickle...
12:50 Sun 22nd Feb 20092 answers, last by carlton23 01:19 Mon 23rd Feb 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

Boy am i tight.

I said to the wife last night " I'm off to the pub, get your coat on" She said "Oh good am I coming with you " I said "No I'm turning the fire off".
12:31 Sun 22nd Feb 20097 answers, last by BockingBob 19:06 Thu 26th Feb 2009
Avatar Image
BockingBob

The connection.

What's the connection between Chelsea F.C. and Ian Beale's mum ? . They've both been screwed by Grant and Phil.
15:48 Sat 14th Feb 2009

1 to 20 of 45

1 2 3 Next Last