It's reported that Wayne Rooney will marry Coleen during Euro '08 next Summer (cos he won't have much else to do then!). He's been quoted as saying this: "For a while we couldn't make any plans...
Why do people from Yorkshire, always seem to smell of farmyard manure? Don't the farms have any running water? The women look huge, with the children calling them "mam", which I've been told is short...
I had two nearly 8 month old kittens who were brothers called Ronnie and Reggie, i had a phone call this morning from a dog walker to tell me that he had found Ronnie dead in the road he had found his...
havent seen any of his post for a couple of days... They really do amuse me, i usually find myself in stitches laughing at the stupidity of them at work!
I need to look for a room or house for myself soon in london (outer london fine too) but dont know where to begin. I am looking to pay about 300-400 pounds a month so I guess that wont take me very...
Posted yesterday complaining about partner.....his excuse was that his battery has died, i argued he could have rang me from work but he didnt! anyway when i got in last night he had cooked me tea and...
Tomorrow night we are going tom a formal 'do' at Mrs 4GS work. she's sorted, she's wearing what she has on here, I've got the shoes polished, the dinner jacket, shirt and trousers ironed but I don't...
why do most men die before their wives? cos they want to... whats the difference between a woman with PMT and a Rottweiler? lipstick... Why haven't there been any women astronauts on the moon? it...
I have just been informed by a very reliable scource, that it's cold outside, is this true ? cos if it is I'm going back to bed, bah i hate mornings. mornin all.
weather it be watching a movie, doing the ironing, cleaning out the fridge, staying on AB all night, prancing around your living room with a but plug in your bottom to queen or simply have no plans....
ok, i really really have to put my christmas tree up!!! I usually do it around the begining of the month! Thing is, im just struggling to get motivated to do it this year, also, they do my head in if...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while...
My boyfriend left for work in a horrible mood this morning, tried to ring me when he got to work-suprisingly at 5.45am i didnt answer and now has turned his phone off! I'm sure he does this just to...
