Not saying that she is not a nice girl but does anybody else feel fed up with her being in every magazine and in endless tv programmes. What is so special about her I ask?
wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"...
My new mobile has a barcode scanner; I think this will be about as useful as the remote control to open the cd drawer; what pointless accessories irritate you?
hi, a chap i work with has 2 staffy dogs? neither of them have any pedigree paperwork and i would say 1 of them has a labrador mix in it? anyway, they have had puppies together and he is adamant he...
Once again the local common has been invaded by 'travelling people'. On this occasion they broke down the sturdy road barrier to a cul-de-sac. They are still there after a week, apparently the council...
Although last nights episode was entertaining, as someone who is trying to get tickets to attend the show, I would have been very p1ssed off to travel all the way from Northamptonshire to Surrey to...
I find it hard to understand the attraction behind drugs, mabe as i've never taken tem myself.... but is it down to peer pressure that starts ppl off, or maybe a way to escape reality or problems, or...
Example: I put ?100.00 in a business. I buy 4 items at ?60.00, sell 2 for a total of ?60.00, the remaining 2 for a total of ?50.00, pay ?10.00 on advertising.My initial profit is ?40 and my capital...
just a couple of questions that i need answering if you could be so kind?? 1. has anyone seen Beth for a while? 2. did they take David to the doctors, i would of thought he would have drunk a bit of...
Hi Ed ,I see you got off your arse to do your blog, funny you mention dyslexia in it, are you sure you`re not dyslexic? Try reading this.... Wyh deos thsi stie suhtdwon ervey nihgt yte yuo do fcuk all...
Paddy and his missus are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's' dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of...
I used to like him until I saw him present Clarkson with an award last night - that in its self is a joke. But now I cannot help thinking he is taking himself just a little too seriously
whilst doing the hoovering! I can positively understand why. But how many other halves help with the housework? Is housework a boy thing or a girl thing?
hi. at gadgetshop (before it closed down) i saw this gadget that was keyring size and you'd fix it to something (keys, phone etc) and when you pressed a button it would beep really loudly and you...
