...that Terry Wogan told me that a syphilitic old has-been had been shot. I was just having my breakfast before leaving for school as I recall. I shall now go and play "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" and...
Does anyone else think they should bring back brookside? I know it went downhill in later years, but that's because merseytv seemed to concentrate on hollyoaks and grange hill. it was great in its...
Has anybody else noticed how Franz Ferdinand's up coming (or maybe in progress!) tour is so overpriced? I saw them last year in the vibrant city of Portsmouth for (off the top of my head) ?13. I see a...
I have to do a GCSE oral presentation and the topic choice is very wide so im thinking about doing film censorship/classifications. i dont have many ideas at the moment but i thought about mentioning...
I recently read a novel by Tom Clancy - "Op Center". I read it purely because I found it somewhere, and don't like to see books being discarded. When I ran out of things to read, I read this. It was...
I've just read that a certain Mr. Robbie Williams has been given damages by the 'People' newspaper because they had said that he was a Homosexual. My question--given that Homos can marry and are...
While changing my 2y 2m old daughter,she sometimes scampers away.I have grabbed the back of her top (not roughly and spoke with a playful not stern voice) to stop her as how im sat legs apart she...
I was really surprised to see a lady called Cathy Tayler (sic) presenting gems on QVC. Not because she was presenting jewellery but because she looked so frumpy and chunky! Didn't she used to be a...
Is it me or is NME gone completely down the pan? Not long ago it was a trustworthy place where you could rely upon the opinions of its writers and buy a new album or single before listening to it safe...
25 years ago next week I was under my duvet, tiny transistor radio tuned to radio Luxemburg and my ear piece in when I heard John Lennon was dead. Where were you?
Had no time to prepare my own yesterday and had to buy packets of sandwiches (?3.70 each) two pints of milk (.80p each) and two small apples (.60p each) on the M6 services at Southwaite. Total ?10.20...
I know this has been done but i am sick of hearing of George Best as a "great man'. Outside football what has he done that makes a great man - apart from drink driving (a despicable crime) assaulting...
I just burped really loudly in my office. I'm in a small office and the door is closed so I didn't think twice about letting it out. I then proceeded to laugh my head off before realising that the...