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cows and rain

do cows lie down when it is about to rain?

Childrens Jokes

Any of you AB'ers know any goods childrens jokes. like Q What do you call a fish with no eyes? A : a Fsh Q : What do you call a fly with no wings? A : a walk...

ali_alic

Hustle

Love the programme but admit to falling asleep last night halfway through!! Can anyone tell me what happened - my guess was that the long con was on the copper as a payback for being nasty to...

ali_alic

Child labour!!

My Boyfriend has an 11yr old girl who loves being involved in everything thats going on. Occasionally I work weekends to compete a job and she has asked if instead of getting temps in to do the...

Andy008

www.80snostalgia.com - Rainbow Bobby Davro clip

I downloaded this yesterday and then Bluetoothed it onto my phone. Almost 2 minutes of 1980's comic genius, that in these politically correct days TV execs would never get away with. It's absolutely...

chazza

holby city

who played the ozzy impersonator in it last night?

allen

Millionaire

Why are the contestants on Millionaire so (relatively) telegenic? I've never seen a twitcher, a facial tic, dribbler, nose-pickers, nose or ear hair, etc., etc. I'm not saying they're particularly...

pilchard

Hammer House of Horror

Anybody remember these!!! Being repeated on ITV3 on Saturday nights. I thought they were great, they certainly don't make them like that anymore.

tartwitahart

hair

who likes that new advert where theres a man on a laptop and a girl comes in and tells him how to work the laptop and the man tells her to go away unless she wants...

KittyGlitter

Not liking animals

I know a couple of people who have told me they don't like animals and they grew up in a household without pets. I find it really hard to relate to, as I can't imagine not going soppy over a cat or...

basta25

Cat Species

What do you call a Carmivorous mammal of the cat family found in South and Central America. O_EL_T ?

gbtrm

person

where is Sinbad the comedian

thikasabrik

Back-handed compliments

What is the worst back-handed compliment you have had? I'll start the ball rolling: at a recent posh 'do' I had my best frock on and had my hair up. A friend approached me from behind and when we came...

Ducati

Replica Football Shirts

Will probably get shot to pieces for this, and 'tis only my opinion, but..........................................grown men should NOT wear replica football shirts. Ever. Fine for children, but am...

toby19

Bored of politics

im going to vote on may 5th and am planning on voting lib dem but i am growing more and more hostility and apathy to the political campaigns. the party political broadcasts are laughable and...

smudge

The Samaritans

Does/has anyone ever worked for The Samaritans? Even though I get my down days, the same as lots of others - I have been asked by so many troubled people who have confided in...

Jkazz

Funny Phrases

Do you have any funny catch phrases or sayings? Example: "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

graemer

Does a dog know its a dog?

Further to bnp's post about talking dog's I'm wondering if a dog actually knows it's a dog?

baggysenior

licensing laws

Does anyone know the law regarding opening a champagne bottle in a pub? during the weekend i was out enjoying a drink with a friend. A party of people were celebrating on the table next to us, one of...