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WHICH OPERATING SYSTEM ...?

Last week I was asked to dispose of two laptops as neither of them worked.... I asked the owner if I could get them going did she want them back. She said, no way as she was having a new one delivered...
21:36 Tue 13th Apr 201013 answers, last by alavahalf 21:21 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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Priests Convention..

Father O'reilly arrived at the Annual gathering of priests in Dublin... On the hotel reception was an attractive young lady...''Good afternoon father and welcome, I hope you enjoy your your stay....
21:10 Sat 20th Mar 2010
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E-mail can't be accessed...

A couple of months ago I opened an e-mail account with gawab.com. I have notified everyone of my new e-mail address. It's all been working great up until today...now I cant access my mail and I am...
19:38 Mon 15th Mar 20103 answers, last by alavahalf 22:00 Mon 15th Mar 2010
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Will I need to buy a new XP Licence.

Have recently upgraded and replaced my wired network, ISP, new router, quicker broadband etc...everything is working fine. My system is a Fujitsu Siemens which I would like to keep... Once in a while...
00:02 Thu 04th Mar 20101 answer, last by rojash 00:47 Thu 04th Mar 2010
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Hard drive wont Format

Just about to give a computer away...all I want to do is format the drive. I have taken the hard drive from the system and changed the jumper to slave. Then put it in my desktop as though it were a...
12:17 Sun 28th Feb 20106 answers, last by alavahalf 13:32 Sun 28th Feb 2010
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Party Invitation..should I go.?

Dick had been in the Fire Service for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska - as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and...
00:05 Sat 27th Feb 20103 answers, last by alavahalf 22:14 Sat 27th Feb 2010
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Exercise for over 50s...

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side... With a 5kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long...
22:07 Mon 22nd Feb 20102 answers, last by Jemisa 12:28 Sat 17th Aug 2013
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Too much electricity..!

Yesterday I went to a customers house to fit some curtain poles...when I had finished she asked if I new anything about lights. She said her ceiling switch had pulled out of the ceiling...upon...
12:04 Sat 20th Feb 20106 answers, last by alavahalf 08:46 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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Why wont my answer be accepted on AB

I have an answer to a question on AB and each time I try to... submit answer...it has'nt been added to the latest posts..?
20:22 Fri 19th Feb 20104 answers, last by alavahalf 20:41 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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Can't get laptop to connect to wireless.

Changed my ISP yesterday...I have signed up with BE...It all went flawlessly. They sent a text to say my line was now active. I fitted the router and sat down ready for a battle, but before you know...
20:47 Wed 10th Feb 20106 answers, last by alavahalf 21:16 Sat 13th Feb 2010
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Diamonds...the way to a womans heart and more.

An old man, looking like his best days are past him walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a stunning young girl, model material, at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a...
14:36 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Another plane crash...almost..!

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The...
18:49 Thu 04th Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 18:50 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Infrequently..?

A couple who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to...
00:34 Tue 02nd Feb 20106 answers, last by Francis Asis 22:30 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Which e-mail provider.

If you were to move to a new ISP and this ISP does not provide an e-mail service... Who or what .. would be the best alternative way of receiving your mail ? I know there will be many providers...but...
14:09 Sun 31st Jan 20106 answers, last by alavahalf 00:02 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Gordon Brown...Plane crash.!

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr. Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So the illustrious...
00:22 Sat 30th Jan 20101 answer, last by Bumpkin_Clumber 11:10 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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Where does poo come from...?

A little boy asks his dad: 'Where does poo come from?' His dad explains that food passes down the oesophagus to the stomach… Where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the...
20:51 Mon 25th Jan 20102 answers, last by Mustardmit 20:57 Mon 25th Jan 2010
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Amazing Claude...

It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the...
22:13 Tue 12th Jan 20103 answers, last by squarebear 13:18 Wed 13th Jan 2010
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Broadband usage...

Further to the previous question about capacity/usage...I am ..or was..with Tiscali. I am now researching which ISP to go with...BT want an 18 month contract, and BE will do a 12 month one. BE are...
17:18 Sat 09th Jan 20104 answers, last by Buenchico 17:54 Sat 09th Jan 2010
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Peter Robinson seen @ Specsavers

Peter Robinson(NI First Minister)went to his optician complaining that his eyes have been watering for some time. His optician says " I think I know what the problem is, there's been something...
14:35 Sat 09th Jan 20103 answers, last by beso 03:46 Wed 13th Jan 2010
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Jedward kidnapped..

Billy is stuck in traffic on the M2 Motorway into Belfast, when a man knocks on the window of his car. Billy asks what's going on and is told that terrorists have kidnapped Jedward and are asking for...
21:15 Wed 06th Jan 20103 answers, last by squarebear 14:33 Fri 08th Jan 2010

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