Jedward kidnapped..

[alavahalf]

Billy is stuck in traffic on the M2 Motorway into Belfast, when a man knocks on the window of his car. Billy asks what's going on and is told that terrorists have kidnapped Jedward and are asking for 310 million or they will pour petrol over the twins and burn them The man explains that he is going from car to car and they are having a a collecion. "How much are people donating?" Billy asks.

…the man replies… "About a gallon!"….

[benny3008]

Oh the joys of petrol, im not a pyromaniac by the way, or some sadistic wierdo.

[brionon]

What is a Jedword ?

[squarebear]

A pair ridiculed on this year's X Factor talent show.