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Michael Vaughan in fine Form last night at the ashes

I see Michael Vaughan was in fine form last night with the one liners like "What do you call an Aussie who has a hundred runs to his name?" The Bowler "What do you call an Aussie...
20:34 Fri 07th Jan 20116 answers, last by mickrog 19:52 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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Just posted this on the sport page re the imminent Ashes win.

It is rather to have the boot on our foot for once........ A woman goes into her local police station. "Officer, help me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer." "What?"...
21:35 Thu 06th Jan 20111 answer, last by jno 11:55 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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DT 26441

1a settlement is potentially put at risk (10) ----r----- 4d staff charge is steep (8) ------t- 12a Can lease be adjusted, after profit from retail activity (9,4) --e-----e/-a-- 13d Just yawns,...
18:36 Wed 05th Jan 20116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:42 Wed 05th Jan 2011
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DT (last two)

Just need this iritating one to then release the last clue. 25d Trade commonly in road heading north for island 5l i---a This then triggers 28a One other to check on 29a Sharp cry coming from narrow...
19:07 Tue 04th Jan 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:12 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Irish Shopping.

Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies. He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R...
21:18 Sun 02nd Jan 20113 answers, last by missprim 13:02 Mon 03rd Jan 2011
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anyone seen bibblebub

Just thinking of bibblebub as the crossword clues are flooding and he is usually right on the button with responses
20:24 Sat 01st Jan 201110 answers, last by factor30 12:46 Sun 02nd Jan 2011
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another Pearly Gates

Think I will give jaydah's joke a wide berth as no doubt there will a fatwa announced over his yarn Another Pearly Gates on though. Pavarotti goes into Heaven and up to the Pearly Gates where he meets...
19:45 Sat 01st Jan 201110 answers, last by jaydah 14:29 Fri 07th Jan 2011
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Daily Telegraph check on last clues

6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? & 26a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........
13:23 Sat 01st Jan 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:02 Sat 01st Jan 2011
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DT 26 down

6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? and 26 a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........
12:52 Sat 01st Jan 20111 answer, last by JMR27 13:28 Sat 01st Jan 2011
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Yes - Go for them

7th wicket has just gone down - wow.....over before lunch?
00:38 Wed 29th Dec 2010
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Heffner to marry a 24 year old

Reminds me of an old one: 84 year old marries a 24 year old. He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her, "What was he like?" "Oh very generous and...
18:05 Sun 26th Dec 20101 answer, last by wildwood 03:27 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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Any family punch-ups yet to underpin the title "Boxing Day"

My mother asked me the origins of the name "Boxing Day" I replied that it was the day for stress-outs and family fights. She believed me. Then I gave her the real logic for the name. It does...
14:30 Sun 26th Dec 20103 answers, last by Brinjal 21:31 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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Who manages the Royal Mail for complaints?

I send three parcels to the USA to my daughters over there, age 8 and 12, one week before the RM's suggested deadline. They did not arrive on time, i.e by yesterday. Two disappointed girls and sorry,...
22:38 Sat 25th Dec 201050 answers, last by jules77 23:21 Fri 31st Dec 2010
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The Norfolk Coach Crash

Notwithstanding that there were 9 injuries, no fatalities, why was a coach going around Norfolk on a Christmas 'Tour' today? I can't think of anything nmore redundant than a tour of Norfolk to sample...
20:43 Fri 24th Dec 201014 answers, last by tabathazig 01:15 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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One little last one to finish

27d 4 letters Check on the deer for Santa -e-n Rein? Thanks.......
18:27 Fri 24th Dec 20101 answer, last by SpodoCommodo 18:28 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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Its the across-es geting me today

1a He is, or could be, the provider pf Chrsitmas stockings (6) H----- (hosier?) 4a puts down children's party drinks (8) aqua---- 9a Drink - the Christmas sort? (6) sherry? s----- 29a Often drunk at...
17:58 Fri 24th Dec 20107 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:10 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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Posted this on bit of a daft riddle on Animals......it's fun

FIFTEEN USES FOR A DEAD HAMSTER, TWO DEAD HAMSTERS OR MORE 1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs. 2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker. 3. Stuff a...
19:53 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by chrissa1 19:55 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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New Liverpool young "Star" footballer

Roy Hodgson recently flew out to Kabul to see this wonderful young 16 year old star football player. Got him signed up and back to Anfield. His first match was for the 2nds against the United crew. He...
18:11 Wed 22nd Dec 20103 answers, last by squarebear 18:35 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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3.6 Richter Quake hits Cumbria - news today 20-12-10

Apparently it really shook the buildings through the Lake District and down to Preston. Reports are coming in that it is caused £3 million of improvements in Barrow-in-Furness....
17:17 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by jno 17:37 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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My last one of two with the DT

Officers to lead British and German forces, 3-5 T--(the?) -r-s- This will then give me the last letter of 22d on understanding greek as poetry primarily (5) and g-a-- many thanks this "apres-midi...
18:19 Sat 18th Dec 20106 answers, last by bibblebub 18:33 Sat 18th Dec 2010

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