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Parrot in a Pub

A black guy walks into a Pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the woman behind the bar. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says...
19:09 Sat 02nd Jul 201118 answers, last by heathfield 11:44 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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So what happened to the Crusty Knickers thread when I was at the Pub?

I was enjoying the sordidness of that thread. What happened after 8-30 to have it removed - it was hilarious as it was so unbelievable, Congrats to the Ed and Mods to letting it run............
22:39 Fri 01st Jul 201116 answers, last by cupid04 23:01 Fri 01st Jul 2011
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Why is it there are some very obnoxious women on here

who love to get their claws in and then hide behind their righteous stance? No names, of course, mentioned....... And make accusations about wanting to control - especially in the very sad events that...
20:59 Thu 16th Jun 20115 answers, last by ummmm 21:06 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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Anybody seen the weather for Wimbledon.

Less than a month ago, the Met Office was reporting 33 ͦ C max for Wimbledon week, and also indicating a heatwave Now they are forecasting a week of these storms continuing running in and disrupting...
20:03 Thu 16th Jun 201110 answers, last by steg 21:14 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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Icehockey goes the same way as Soccer

Just seen the Beeb news and the Bruins beat the Vancouver Canucks to win the Stanley Cup.... result - violence, rioting, looting and carnage in the streets of Vancouver. Canucks are obviously the same...
13:31 Thu 16th Jun 20119 answers, last by Gromit 17:19 Thu 16th Jun 2011
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The Mind Doctor

This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the...
18:04 Mon 13th Jun 2011
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Telegraph Prize

1d Ornate legendary bird circles round about....6 R----- (roc???) 21 a is it Plaid.......priest spreadout cloth. Many thanks and a happy Saturday to you all...
13:34 Sat 11th Jun 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:38 Sat 11th Jun 2011
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Why does Wayne Rooney get a hair implant when...

He could have "borrowed" some of Shrek the Sheep's wool - Shrek having managed to avoid the Specsaver Sheep Shearer for 7 years by living up in a cave on a steep ridge........
21:19 Fri 10th Jun 201111 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:15 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Lord High Admiral of the Navy?

Is the title the Queen has bestowed on Phil the Greek. Why not Prince Consort? What has Phil done wrong? Sounds something out of Gilbert & Sullivan's HMS Pinafore.......
15:14 Fri 10th Jun 201128 answers, last by Manwithnoname 21:48 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Anyone know how the Telegraph "acquired" the Ball/Brown Scrawls?

Nothing in the DT about how they got access to what I would have considered as highly confidential internal documents. Anybody know how they did it or who leaked them? Doesn't show up the Labour Party...
13:46 Fri 10th Jun 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:01 Fri 10th Jun 2011
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Silliness for Bank Holiday Monday - My sincerest apologies William Wordsworth

Sorry ye great bard of my old home, the Lakes, Anybody fancy writing AB verse this evening? Here we go "I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er ABers and Eds, When all at once I saw...
19:29 Mon 30th May 201138 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:41 Wed 01st Jun 2011
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A Serious Question about Child's Mental Health.

Anybody heard about a mental condition in kids where the child associates and sees numbers in (her) brain and associates them with various actions such as No 20 - must punch, No 25 as Run away etc...
19:01 Sun 29th May 201113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:42 Sun 29th May 2011
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Twitter being Sued Stateside by Tyneside Council to release UK names

http://www.telegraph....d-help-Ryan-Digs.html It has been confirmed by the Council that this action has been sought. Implications for ABers? Eds views? Your views? Your views to malicious remarks and...
12:07 Sun 29th May 2011182 answers, last by bednobs 22:43 Mon 30th May 2011
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FAO Sqad or any AB nurse like Mamya.

My mother was it n the garden and some while back got a thorn in her thumb. I must saying it is looking quite nasty, her thumb having swollen up to about half again of her other thumb, yellow on top...
17:28 Wed 25th May 201129 answers, last by Sqad 05:17 Fri 27th May 2011
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IE9 small issue

Am sort of living with IE9 and got most of it sorted out though not totally sold on it. I keep getting a pop up box at the bottom of the page saying something about "IE modifying the page so as...
18:52 Mon 23rd May 20113 answers, last by AlBags 23:17 Mon 23rd May 2011
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The Sunday Herald Website

has been brought down Disgraceful if it is the censors - they published the photo of the footballer with the Super-injunction, eyes blocked out. Welcome to the United Kindom of China folks...........
22:12 Sun 22nd May 201114 answers, last by netibiza 12:46 Mon 23rd May 2011
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Oop there goes another One

Just as I added that a rare event had just occurred and worthy of another thread. That B00 and I agreed on the need for such "ongoing" threads that allow the proliferation of...
21:13 Sun 22nd May 201117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:26 Sun 22nd May 2011
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So who is the Pro Footballer that Twitterers are naming overseas?

As above? Is this ridiculous that such a celeb can hide behind the curtains? What should privacy law cover? What would you do if you were the Home Sec or Minister of Justice?...
17:45 Sat 21st May 201144 answers, last by anotheoldgit 12:25 Sun 22nd May 2011
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IE9

Just gone to IE9 - how do you get back all the function things like zoom and the old site keys like Answerbank, Anagram Solver, Exchange rate etc that I used
22:27 Fri 20th May 20119 answers, last by boxtops 22:37 Fri 20th May 2011
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Famous Last Words.

Just from Emmerdale. Jimmy about his legal wife , "I love her, I love her, Rodney and nothing's going to change that." Appalling acting..... Any other beauts that you know? I bet this...
19:30 Thu 19th May 201128 answers, last by redman41 10:21 Fri 20th May 2011

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