Armpits ..

[Elina]

Nothing says Summers arrived more than a few ripe armpits on the bus journey home! :0?

[DTCwordfan]

One time in Belgium, there was a girl working in the EEC living beneath close friends of mine. We took her out for an afternoon, a bit ilke today. We tromped downstairs to pick her up and K said my mate's and my faces were priceless when she lifted her arms. Forget being hirsute, it was like the Amazon jungle down there, all sorts of anacondas and wildlife nesting, black as hell......

[Bathsheba]

@Mikey,...your 14 year old nephew will be using a lot more likely to attract the girlies with its trendy aroma...I bet it's way more expensive than any deodorant has a right to be...;)

Hi Lina *waves*
x x

[Elina]

Hello Baths/ Dt .. all x
I don't know why, I always thought a man would find hairy armpits sexy? Though I realise now, they don't!

[mikey4444]

Bazile...no, I don't think so ! I work in close proximity to my clients and I am sure I would have noticed if I smelt before. But I will ask various members of my family over the next few days and see what they say.

DTC....hairy armpits are bad enough on women but I draw the line at hairy top lips. Moustaches can sometimes maketh the man, but never a lady !

So why do so many women not shave their top lips ? Its especially noticeable on older ladies, especially OAPs. It has always puzzled me ! They spend ages in front of mirrors, doing their lippy, but seem to miss the bit 5 mil north !

[Elina]

That's tough woof. I didn't mean for that to rhyme. Allergies are annoying!

[Baldric]

DT, that reminds me of the Girl with mixed French/English Parentage I used to date many years ago, she only shaved one armpit!

[mikey4444]

Bathy...he has to come out of his bedroom first ! He is totally obsessed with computer games, and he goes to an all boys school. The only females he meets are his sisters and his Mum !

Mind you, I used to spend ages in my bedroom at his age, but of course, that was way before computer games were invented !

[Elina]

Aww, at least he's hygiene conscious mikey! .. how sweet.

[mikey4444]

I am reminded of a very old joke here.

A Mother burst into the bathroom,just as her teenage son was in the shower.

"What on earth are you doing ?" she says, somewhat shocked.

"Its mine", he said, "and I'll wash it as fast as I like ! "

[Elina]

https://nestaquin.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/ken.jpg

[mikey4444]

Ooh Matron ! Put it away !

[Bathsheba]

@Lina + Mikey......LOL!!

x x

[DTCwordfan]

very good, Baldric....wonder if she did that beneath? the split personality look.

[Eve]

I took 6 buses today...it was deeply unpleasant! No aircon on most either...urgh...

[Baldric]

DT, a Gentleman never tells!

[Elina]

Lol Eve. Hi Bath x

[maggiebee]

Is there a grain of truth when I say that once you start using a deodorant you always have to use one? My dad was born in 1906 and lived till he was 95. Never used a deodorant in his life and didn't whiff and didn't have smelly feet either despite working on the land.

[Elina]

Hi Maggie, I don't think so. Your dad was probably from an era where it was considered soft to wear deodorant.