Things People Say

[Caribeing]

Met a lovely old lady in shopping centre and she was remarking on how nice the weather was, said how there was snow at Easter in previous years etc she said it's all do with this Global Warning!

[emmie]

my mum does that, sure it wasn't her....

[paddywak]

The other year Trish and I ran my niece back to her Uni. Before setting off back we went for a meal and a beer and met some of her mates who were discussing global warming,which according to one young man who quite seriously said it was all due to "All the orgasms in the sea" and then proceed to give Trish and I a bollocking as it was typical of "you oldies" to laugh at the problems we'd left for the young generation had to sort out.

[emmie]

paddy, classic...

[boxtops]

Paddy, I had a similar bloomer in my youth, in my domestic science essay I wrote that there were orgasms in the flour (messy, that).

[boxtops]

My mother always maintained that she fixed squeaking doors with a squirt of M40.

[paddywak]

After we stopped laughing Trish scandalised the niece when she admitted that several times over the years and in different sea's we'd been guilty of adding to the problem.

[tonyav]

Boxy, my aunty calls WD40 UB40 !.

[4getmenot]

I had to explain to my mate the other day that jesus was born on xmas day and he died on the cross on good friday, she said 'he didnt live long did he'

[emmie]

so does my mum, then again she manages to mangle most words

[masma]

My mother-in-law was telling someone, in her best telephone voice, that her father once belonged to the Royal Harse Ortillery (Royal Horse Artillery).

[Georgiesmum]

My bosses wife was very posh. One day she had visitors and they were admiring all their new paintwork. in their lounge.
She said "Yes, we only ever use Durex you know."

[tonyav]

Did they live in an condominium, Georgiesmum ?.

[Dee Sa]

my pal's gran had perfume for xmas its smells lovely she said its "anus anus" she meant anis anis !