Just A Few

[marval]

It was an emotional wedding
Even the cake was in tiers.

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

[tonyav]

LOL, very good, marval.

[Psybbo]

LOL, I enjoyed those

[albaqwerty]

lol, love 'em!

(i did go 'awww' at the pile of kittens though)

[Peaspeculiars]

Groan! Very Good x

[frugalfred]

The "p" is silent in "bath" and in "swimming".