Ospreys - Loch Of The Lowes, Scotland.
Twitching & Birdwatching4 mins ago
Spam Mail Ha Ha
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I've just seen a spam in my quarantined mail (now deleted). The title was 'Dear beneficiary (are you dead or alive?).
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"Dear Correspondent
With reference to your enquiry of the 8th inst, I beg leave to inform you that I am now dead. My demise came about in a manner somewhat akin to that of Henry the First of England, whom you may recall died of a surfeit of lampreys. In my case death was brought about by a surfeit of that canned delicacy known as Spam.
Yours in rigor mortis, . . . "
With reference to your enquiry of the 8th inst, I beg leave to inform you that I am now dead. My demise came about in a manner somewhat akin to that of Henry the First of England, whom you may recall died of a surfeit of lampreys. In my case death was brought about by a surfeit of that canned delicacy known as Spam.
Yours in rigor mortis, . . . "
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