Short And Sweet Two

[marval]

We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.


I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.


I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.


How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.


'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.


What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.


I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?


I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."


I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.


My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.




We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.


I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.


I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.


'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.


.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.


I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?


I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."



I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.


My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.





We just paid for a survey for our house,
8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it.


I was always taking notes at my last job,
But then they checked the till.


I purchased a microwave bed recently,
8 hours sleep in 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a Scottish Doctor?
Tell him you have 'knee problems'.


'Petty Criminal'
Someone that steals dogs, cats, and other domestic animals.


.
What's long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.


I saw a girl on the internet with 12 nipples,
Sounds pretty strange, dozen tit?


I took my creased trousers to a PR company,
They asked what I wanted them to do with them.
I said, "Can you give them a good press."



I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst.


My new book is called 'Wooooaaooooh',
I'm really regretting using a Ghost Writer.

[Fanriffic]

LOL Ha ha ha.

Triple whammy. You're spoiling us. The cucumber one is very naughty.

Not short - just sweet - LOL

[Zacs-Master]

All Tim Vine specials. Love em.

[starone]

Oops, duplication, but never mind, the jokes were very lol.