Horoscopes

[albaqwerty]

Don't usually read mine, but was bored at lunchtime.

Normal load of twaddle, would rather have Mrs O or someone else who would be more accurate. :-)

[albaqwerty]

It's the 'eventually' which ticks ladies off though our kid :-)

Am good thanks, all well your end?
(Could re-phrase!)

[Barmaid]

Tony - he ONLY fixed it because I am going to somewhere not very pleasant tomorrow and I told him if he didn't fix mine, I would have to take his. The horror on his face was enough to get him scuttling outside...............

[tonyav]

My err end is very well thanks ah wench lol.


Don't know where your going tomorrow BM but it certainly got the outstanding job seen to !.

[excelsior-1]

i said - - - my star sign i ...... oh, never mind

[mrs_overall]

Right, I have dusted off my crystal ball, gazed at the heavens, cast the chicken entrails, read the tea leaves, thrown my mystic rune stones, chanted my mystical chant and examined my toe nail clippings.

Watch this space.

[2sp_]

WooHoo!!!!

Can't wait, Mrs O!

[gness]

Right MrsO....I'm gallivanting from Tuesday....so what's in store for me? x

[2sp_]

Probably a trip to A&E, gness, but you don't need any mystic powers to predict that.

xxxxxxx

[gness]

A&E 2sp??? I'm thinking more along the lines of the man front!!!!

[2sp_]

Where are you off to?

[boxtops]

Do you need us to send you our own toe-nail clippings, Mrs O?

[askyourgran]

Oh darn it I've just cut mine they've shot off into the shag pile rug somewhere.

[DaisyNonna]

Mrs O, waiting with bated breath.

[mrs_overall]

No thanks Boxy - I have to use my own and throw them in particular manner. Usually to Mr O's side of the bed.

All will be revealed tomorrow morning

(Gness, your journey will be full of incident, most of which you couldn't make up)

[boxtops]

Gran, you'd better send mrs O your rug, then :-)

[gness]

Wait for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....Exciting or what??? Peterborough...London...Peterborough.....east coast somewhere
....Peterborough!

[parkie]

We get a local free mag through the door each month which has spoof horoscopes in it.
Examples are:-
You will witness a collision of a lorry carrying a load of tortoises and another carrying terrapins. It will be a turtle disaster.
You will invent a new curry, it will be brown and runny. You will call it Usain Bolt.
You will try the "Whiskey Only" diet. Almost immediately you will lose three days.
And finally:
You will clean the attic with your wife this month and will have difficulty getting the cobwebs out of her hair.

I am sure, of course, that Mrs 'O' will take her duties more seriously and come up with more scientific answers.
Don't forget to take your marigolds off before you type, Mrs 'O'. Just one letter out of place can be a major catastrophe. (Or is it apostrophe)?

[mrs_overall]

lol Parkie

[maakalka]

There's actually more to Astrology than meets the eye