The Worst Film You've Ever Seen

[sp1814]

This was last asked back in 2006 in AnswerBank, and there's been plenty of dreck released since then.

With the imminent release of the new 'Diana' film which is garnering almost universal bad reviews (http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/05/diana-review), which film is your worst...and more importantly why.

Mine would have to be 'Transformers - Revenge Of The Fallen'. Walked out after about 30 minutes.

(Dis)honourable mentions go to Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions (I literally didn't understand anything that was happening) and The Blair Witch Project (by the end, I was rooting for the witch).

Yours?

[pixie373]

I liked Love Actually. And Titanic.

[Peter Pedant]

Arent there Razzie award for 'arful acting'

Razzie is for fart - but you know how er anal the Americans are about things bottomley

[jakep]

Vanilla Sky, not a clue what was going on

[TTG]

Worst film that a lot of people have said is great...Blair Witch Project.

[emmie]

blowing a raspberry is by mouth, not the other end, as far as i am aware...

[New Judge]

Haven't read all of this but "Breakfast at Tiffany's" gets my vote. No story, no beginning, no end, mediocre acting, poor direction. Two hours of my life I won't recover.

On a wider note any film that has won an academy award is also worthy of being given a wide berth. I've only watched two - "Ghandi" and "A Passage to India". The first was the most anti-British film I have ever watched and should have resulted in Luvvie Attenbore being incarcerated in the Tower of London. The second was so memorable I've forgotten what it was all about.

[emmie]

i liked Gandhi, not the other.

[Stephen_G]

Battlefield Earth got 8 nominations and won 7 Golden Raspberries at the award ceremony.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_Earth_(film)#Golden_Raspberry_Awards

[237SJ]

Eyes Wide Shut was a load of pretentious rubbish. My friend and I sat in the car afterwards and said "What was that all about"?

[emmie]

hated The English Patient, put me off Ralph Fiennes for good.

[237SJ]

I loved The English Patient - the cinematography was fantastic. I went out with someone who took me to see Armageddon and Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels - both utter dross. We split up after 3 months..

[emmie]

i thought he was brilliant in Schindlers list, but i really don't like him much.

[giveup]

Years ago, The Colour of Money,and we had been given free tickets by a friend who was an usherette and she was there so we had to sit it out till the bitter end.

[Khandro]

The worst film ever made is undoubtedly 'The Queen of Outer Space' "Starring" Zsa Zsa Gabor;

[New Judge]

And I forgot - any film with Hugh Grant in it. Notting Hill, Four Weddings, that sort of stuff - utter drivel.

[EDDIE51]

You Would have to go a long long way to get worse than
'The Sex Lives of the Potato Men'
Panned by every critic , even worse, it was made using over a £1 million of national lottery funds.

[glenbar]

Eyes Wide Shut. Nicole Kidman Tom Cruise

[rockyracoon]

I agree with 237 and Glenbar, Eye's Wide Shut was an utter borefest, though my son has watched a couple of films recently they should have a good crack at the title of worst film, Sharknado and Piranhaconda!

[Kiki-frog]

'Venom' featuring a whole load of rather good actors who really should have known better, and in which Oliver Reed dies horribly when a black mamba slithers up his trouser leg and arch villain Klaus Kinski dies wrestling a length of hose pipe, which was presumably meant to be snake.

Oh yeah, and Blair Witch was rubbish too.