A Lonely Man Enters A Pet Shop....

excelsior-1 | 18:16 Sat 25th May 2013 | Jokes

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...looking for an unusual pet as a companion. The store owner suggested a centipede.

" What sort of a companion would a centipede be?" the man asked.

"This is a most unusual centipede, the store owner said. "He's a great conversationalist and he loves to drink."

The man took the centipede home and put him in a box on the windowsill.
That evening the man asked, "Would you like to go out for a beer?"
Receiving no response, the mand said, "How about it, would you like to join me for a drink at my favorite bar?"
Again there was noe response, so the man fairly shouted, "Hey, in there! How about goin out for a drink?"

To which a tiny voice replied, " I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes."