I Love A Good

[EvianBaby]

Sneeze.

Can't explain why, I just really like sneezing.

(And before anyone suggests it, no!)

Anyone else enjoy the odd bodily function?

[EvianBaby]

Like a dog?

[anneasquith]

i love a good back scratch .

[murraymints]

Scratch....and poo !!

[anneasquith]

poo ?

[murraymints]

Poo !!!

[murraymints]

Doon the loo !! ...lol...

[EDDIE51]

A woman goes to the doctor and says '' I have an unusual problem, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm''
'' Are you taking anything for it?'' asks the doc
''yes'' she says ''snuff''

[anneasquith]

cludgie or is it kludgie ?

[Bbbananas]

A good old trump. Enoughntomshake the rafters.
In private, of course.

(Well, one of us had to say it .....)

[joggerjayne]

I saw this question about - what bodily function do you enjoy?

And I saw Sals had posted an answer.

And I just KNEW what Sals was going to say.

But ... I was wrong !!

LOL

[Zacs-Master]

Well, I like ejaculation best. But a good fart comes a close second.

[joggerjayne]

zacs ... quite often, that seems to be true, lol

[Canary42]

Drinking

[tiggerblue10]

I love a good yawn. Sometimes I forget where I am and yawn without covering my mouth.

[Zacs-Master]

So you ejaculate then JJ. Interesting.

[joggerjayne]

Well, that's a whole Google topic on its own, zacs !!

But what I meant was, the "f" function quite often comes after the, err, "e" ...
... err

Okay, never mind. We'll only get a smack.

[Zacs-Master]

I suspect we may. Do you mean once you've had your fill, there's no point in pretence any more. He he.

[joggerjayne]

I was thinking that the "f" function might be something that happened when guys relaxed ...

... rather than when they "dropped the pretence" LOL

But, hey ho. As long as they don't do the "f" function when we are "down there" ... !

=0/

[Zacs-Master]

In Melbourne?

[joggerjayne]

LOL LOL LOL ... love it !!

I am SO going to say that, and pretend that it's a well known expression.

"Do you want me to go to Melbourne?"

LOL

That will be so funny.

Especially as English is not his first language. In fact it's not even his third language.

He'll have no idea what I'm talking about.

#NoChangeThereThen