Young drunk man and me this evening as I was walking three dogs on leads:
Him: Woohoo. Woohoo. Yeah Yeah. Dogs. Do they bite?
Me: (leaning forward towards one of the collars) Yes, all at the same time. Want to see?
Him, falling over laces of his trainers: Don't let them off, pleeeese. No. No. Pleeese.
(Or something similar)
Sniggers and jeering from his friends.