Ugliest man/woman?

[johnlambert]

Following on from the other threads,

who is the ugliest man, or woman who has ever lived?

please feel free to answer whatever your gender.

PS

not me,

[gucciman]

women always say to me "sod off ugly", so it must be me.

apart from that its posh spice, even the thousands of pounds she spends on clothes, hair and make up cant make her look any less of a munter

[helliebobs]

Ken Dodd, Tom Jones, Michael Winner.

All women are beautiful of course!!!