The Advert...

[Jemisa]

The following ad appeared in "The "Evening Standard" and is reported to have got numerous calls..........

Single Black Female.........


Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play.
I love long walks in the woods, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local RSPCA about an eight-week-old black Labrador retriever.

[owdhamer]

Not even puppy love jem, good un.

[marval]

I love that one