A man is in hospital with stomach problems when he suddenly
gets diarrhoea and has to relieve himself in the bed. Panicking
he throws the sheet out of the window and it lands on a man
walking by. He wrestles a little with the sheet and then the
poop comes flying out.
Another man seeing all the kerfuffle asks him what he is
doing. Damn you're never gonna believe this but I think I've
just beat the crap out of a ghost!