Anyone up for a chat ?

[thenry]

Any subject?

[Wharton]

The Queen....oh wait a minute...the queen is not a subject.

[thenry]

Remember Billy Bunter, Harry ?

[Wharton]

I married his sister's lookalike....and I know who Harry is.

[thenry]

I am really Huree Jamset Ramsingh !

[Wharton]

Are you sure you're not the fat owl?

[thenry]

of the remove ?

[Wharton]

....or Greyfriars Bobby

[thenry]

wasn't he a dog ?

[Wharton]

Yes, and he went to the same school as Billy Bunter.

[thenry]

OK. I accept BB went to Greyfriars. The Scottie dog sat on his master's grave but there was no connection !!!!

[Wharton]

They were both greedy sods, the dog only sat on the grave because the man in charge of the cemetery fed him.

[thenry]

Aint that the reason for being a dog ! Your owners just sort of feed you ?

[Wharton]

I want to change the subject now. I want to discuss Just William. If you don't join in I'll thcweam and I'll thcweam and I'll thcweam.

[thenry]

Richmal Crompton was a daughter of a clergyman and who would have guessed that ? Frank Richards ? Who cares !

[Wharton]

Biggles & Ginger, do you think there was anything going on there?