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'How would you decide when an older person should consider going into a home?', I asked.
'Well', he said, 'I fill up a bath, then give them a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket. Then I ask them to empty the bath.'
'Right', I said. 'I suppose a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the cup and the teaspoon and would empty the bath quicker.'
'No,' he said. 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window?'
'Well', he said, 'I fill up a bath, then give them a teaspoon, a cup, and a bucket. Then I ask them to empty the bath.'
'Right', I said. 'I suppose a normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the cup and the teaspoon and would empty the bath quicker.'
'No,' he said. 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed by the window?'
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Hi Starbuckone- maybe your memory is failing if you have forgotten that you once told this joke on here
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