thank heavens that's over

[excelsior-1]

good evening all.

just got in from the most abominable shift. i'm exhausted, grumpy and wound-up.

i cannot go to bed like this, i'll never sleep. so i'm opening a bottle of sherry to relax me.
however, i need to cheer up aswell ... to that end - have any of you got an amusing anecdote, story or joke you can share?

please keep it clean ... the most amusing one will earn my eternal gratitude.

[Answerprancer]

Yes - I had the exact same thing happen to me earlier, I have now sunk four tins of beer (including one super strength Kestrel) and taken some stimulants and now I feel slightly better :-)

[mike11111]

Junkie!!!!

[excelsior-1]

good for you answerprancer

[sherrardk]

AP - don't they cancel each other out?

[magicmick]

You must work for Royal Mail

[Answerprancer]

I had to drive into central London at 8am, when I got there, the plans changed and I had to drive to Lambeth. The traffic was gridlocked and I got to the venue (Evalina Childrens Hospital) at 11am *then* I started work, finished at 3pm and battled my way through Vauxhall/Battersea/Wandsworth and finally got home at around 6pm.

[excelsior-1]

no

[owdhamer]

Pardon me being nosy but what is your job

[excelsior-1]

who ... me?

[tinkerbell23]

Aww what do you work as!?

Ill think of a story if i can ;0>

[Answerprancer]

Sherrard. Interesting question, they should - alcohol being a CNS depressant and ---- being a CNS stimulant, but I find the best of both come into play. ATM, I am feeling relatively chilled out but too awake to sleep.
magicmick - nope, in between my normal work I am sanitizing ambulances.

[ttfn]

Well, you did ask ;)

http://www.theanswerb...e/Question936427.html

[owdhamer]

Upon a hill there stood a coo, it must have moved it's no there noo

[excelsior-1]

finally. someone has said something amusing .. thank you owdhammer

[Answerprancer]

..it lost its job, it's on the buroo!

[owdhamer]

Here's an old one, someone pinched a pair of the wife's knickers of the washing line. she's not to worried about knicks ,but can she have the fifty two pegs back.

[tamborine]

While the nurse gave him a bed bath, he asked "are my testicles black"? She ignored him & carried on washing him down. He asked the same question over & over again as she dried him off. He thanked her & said he enjoyed his bath and said, "please tell me, are my test results back".

[excelsior-1]

that did it.

thank you again owdhammer.

off to bed smiling in about ten minutes

[excelsior-1]

very good tambourine.

slipped that in while i ws responding to owdhammer

[tamborine]

hang on....I'll get the flannel