Anyone got Andrew Lloyd Webber's phone number?

[karenmac60]

I've just had a brilliant idea! Psycho! The Musical! I can see row upon row of high kicking Norman Bates in Mrs Bates frock and wig.

Keep your eyes open for this one - it's gonna be huuuuuuge! ;)

[yogi-bear]

Ahemmmm...( coughs )......ABP.....:0)

who said that????

[askyourgran]

Well I suppose he's got to have something to make up for the rest. And I thought it was his money and his title they were after!

[yogi-bear]

Ooops... wrong piggin' thread...sorry Karen.....long day :0) x

[karenmac60]

S'alright Yogi - I'm thoroughly confused now, but there's nowt new there ;) x

[karenmac60]

Oh but Yogi - it may be big, but apparently it doesn't work anymore...

[Hopkirk]

Sounds as much in bad taste as 'Springtime For Hitler'

[yogi-bear]

Really?.......he must improvise surely, K.....cos I'm baffled what girls would see in him, apart from £ signs :0)

[yogi-bear]

Hold on a cotton picking minute....how do you, perchance, know this, Karen?......lol

[karenmac60]

Ah but Hopkirk - that was a roaring success!!

Yogi - that amount of money can buy a lot of Rampant Rabbits ;)

[karenmac60]

He said so himself - prostate cancer apparently :( (I feel bad now)

[joggerjayne]

"It's gonna be huuuuuuge!"

As in ...

"Big mistake. Big. Huge!"

(Pretty Woman)

[karenmac60]

Why JJ? Can't you see it? The spotlights glinting off their knives as they dance to an upbeat version of 'nee nee nee nee' ;)

[joggerjayne]

"nee nee nee nee"

I've often wondered how you spell that!

Okay, maybe not exactly "often"

LOL

=0)

[karenmac60]

Well now you know :D

[joggerjayne]

Yep. ha ha x

[yogi-bear]

I knew he had his prostate operated on, but thought he was given the all - clear....hence the randy old devil is up to mischief yet again.......good for him :0)

I really hope it has'nt come back.......he's ok, is ALW :0)

[yogi-bear]

btw......Karen, your brilliant idea about a Norman Bates musical is inspired.......i'd go :0) x

Hey JJ x

[karenmac60]

Yogi, he's fine but he had his prostate removed at the time of his cancer and this is the result.
Thanks for the thumbs up on my groundbreaking idea - everyone else seems somewhat dubious.... ;)

[askyourgran]

I'm still thinking of a wooden actress to play Normans mum.

[karenmac60]

Hmmm, there can't be a shortage of them gran. Anyone off any of the soaps for starters! :)