Should this would-be alchemist be put on a dunces stool?

[sandyRoe]

http://uk.news.yahoo....aeces-into-gold-.html

You couldn't make it up

[Philtaz]

Most have us have heard the expression 'polishing a turd' but I never thought I'd see someone actually have a go!

[Psybbo]

or a potty

[anneasquith]

LOL " he had problems battling drug abuse " oh really !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RATTER15]

I know where went wrong!! must dash, will be back later!

[sandyRoe]

He must have got stoned looking for the philosophers stone

[Psybbo]

Ratters you forgot the pot

[jake-the-peg]

There is a certain precident

The first artificial extraction and purification of a new element in historical times was that of phosphorous which was extracted b purifying gallons and gallons of urine.

There might be an atom or two of gold in there, there is after all famously a tonne of gold in a cubic mile of seawater

[RATTER15]

A cubic mile of seawater you say? mmmm and how exactly would I get this gold out?

[bibblebub]

with 3 months in jail maybe he's now sh*tting bricks (but not necessarily of the gold variety)

[emmie]

bit of an arse onist...

[jake-the-peg]

Easy Ratter you just drink it and distill your bodily waste

[RATTER15]

and that equates to how much bodily waste?

I think im on to an earner here!!