i came, i saw, i conquered

[juney]

who said i came, isaw, i conquered?

[anthomson]

Julius Caesar ("Veni, vidi, vici") apparently after he defeated Mithridates VI in 47 B.C

[xyzzy@bok]

Bill Gates?

[JohnPPotts]

Julius Caesar in his account of the Gallic Wars - an early example of spinning a story to put yourself in a good light.

[treaclefight]

you did

[darth vader]

Jim Higgingbottom, conker champion 1998