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Q-lyn | 14:52 Fri 14th Oct 2011 | ChatterBank
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What is a good reply to save embarrassment all round if someone (stranger) thinks you are pregnant when you are not, just rather fat? Happened to me at a party, in my best party dress; just happened to friend at work on reception desk in front of other people. We are both women in 50's and a bit tubby round the middle. Must be polite answer, hopefully a bit amusing so no one around is upset or embarrassed. Thanks for any ideas.
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No baby, just too many buns in the oven. :)
14:54 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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no just fat....does it for me....

unless they are cute then ....... not yet want to try making me....
14:55 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Just say that you are too old to be pregnant.
14:55 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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The reply is only ever good if you are genuinely amused by the incident yourself. If you reply quickly but appear even slightly offended or upset by the remark, the it doesn't really matter what you say because the person will react to the emotion, (unless they're particularly thick skinned).
14:57 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Good reply hc:-)
14:57 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Unless you look remarkably young for your age I'd suggest the stranger is taking the pee.................
14:57 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Thankfully it's only a food baby :)
15:01 Fri 14th Oct 2011
Avatar Image Prudie
Mmmm interesting, I have taken a right fancy to mayonnaise lately.
15:01 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Yes Prudie.............that'll be the menopause.
15:02 Fri 14th Oct 2011
Avatar Image vulcan
Heard this exchange once.
"are you expecting ?"
" no, I'm carrying it for a friend"
It left everybody smiling but totally confused.
15:02 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Avatar Image pa___ul3
how about "no, I'm just eating for 2 just in case!"
15:05 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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oral might be better in mixed company Trigs.... or no my husband is impotent if you feel really evil
15:06 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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can you imagine the persons face if q-lyn used trigs reply LOL
15:07 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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hope it gets voted best reply it deserves it...
15:09 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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Never seen anal sex and mayonnaise mentioned in the same thread before...

hmmmm...
15:12 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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you could say "no, we only have oral sex,we only talk about it ".
15:14 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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whatever, might I suggest you get a new best party dress
15:18 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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lol i picked the right thread to srters of with

love trigs reply, will use that next time :-)
15:18 Fri 14th Oct 2011
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You could say it's too late, you had the baby already .. and ate it!
(or maybe not)
18:36 Fri 14th Oct 2011

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