Who said this......?

[Ninnynanny]

"My mother has the attention span of a gnat, and for the first 10 years of my life I thought my name was Hurry Up" Thank you.

[factor-fiction]

Sounds like something Julie Walters or Victoria Wood might say

[tonymclark]

It sounds like the sort of thing said by Tim Vine or Lee Mack

[pyjamagame]

the melksham quiz,section 9 Entertainers

B - - t - - K - -t - -g

P - -e - Q - -n -

G - -i - - U - - n - - a

any ideas as to who they might be?