Desert island nightmare

[Khandro]

I was asked today, which person of the opposite sex would I least like to be stranded on a desert island with, it didn't take me long to come up with Clare Short, - this probably says much about me. Who would you nominate?

[seadogg]

A flamboyant racing correspondent on channel 4. Talks some horsesense sense but is so over the top.

[seadogg]

delete "sense"

[yogi-bear]

Stacey Soloman......she'd drive me bonkers and would always want me to catch her fresh fish........to which i would and slap a wet one right up her hooter. :0)

[rowanwitch]

definitely ...without question.....Alan Carr.....unless I can hunt and kill him,

[tiggerblue10]

I agree also about John McCririck. He is just so gross.

[pa___ul3]

Kerry Katona! Even if the worst came to the worst and you were starving.. say after about 4 and a half hours... so had to kill her to eat, she'd be useless now! She's even more of a waste of space than when she was fat!!

[Khandro]

Ah! I know who you mean, - he with the deerstalker hat and chained on glasses. Well he might give you good odds on being rescued.

[tiggerblue10]

As long as he does it from afar.