Alfie is fine, I have knitted him a wee hat and scarf and suits him very well. Don't fret about the washing up we may have paper plates for once as her Ladyship won't see.
Make sure my lady and mamy don't get you to be the gamekeeper. I'm not sure what his duties are and even though I keep telling them that I am female and have read Lady Chatterley's Lover twice they are most insistent. Not only that, but they don't pay you, you have to pay them. Perhaps a few new members will take the heat off me. It's great fun - I love it.