GO ON HAVE A LAUGH!!!

[CailinDeas]

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

[NazNomad]

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[China Doll]

'Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. '

^^^ That could be my life motto!