joke........

[stokemaveric]

a man was drowing at sea a helicopter came to the scene and lowered a rope ''im not getting it jesus will save me'' shouted the man..5 minutes later a lifeboat came ''im not getting in jesus will save me'' shouted the man so the boat roared off the man duly drowned..upon arriving at the pearly gates the man said to saint peter ''whats going on why didnt jesus save me?''..st peter replied...''well he sent a helicopter and a boat what more do you want''....boom boom...

[stewey]

I'll use that one:)

[stokemaveric]

ive got copyright on that stewey lol

[moonraker558]

They say the old ones are the best.....this proves that it isn't.

[askyourgran]

I've heard it before, so it's going to cost you both.

[stokemaveric]

well you can please some of the people some of the time but you cant please all of the people all of the time....

[usathome]

well it pleasede me....stoke