could one of you bring me up some loo roll

[johnny.5]

I have just finished a massive poo and realised there is no loo paper don't worry if you have none as there is some in the down stairs loo
thankyou

[steg]

should of went to............ nah i'm not going too............

[maggie21]

charming. naaaaaaaaaaaatt

[ttfn]

maggie Charmin is now called Cushelle or some such

[brenda]

Tough sh*t

[Buenchico]

Don't worry about the loo roll. Just concentrate your attention on the camera we've installed in your house ;-)
http://eu.inmagine.co...rbv007/rbv0070026.jpg

[factor-fiction]

Superb, Chris.

[Roughquest]

If you had a healthy dump, then you would not need any paper! Dont you do 'non-wipe' poos ??? Your bowels must be cranky then.....lol

[Roughquest]

PS - Border Terriers are not attractive dogs!

[karenmac60]

Why have you got your computer with you?

[marval]

Try this

http://www.fugly.com/...t_paper_animated.html

[johnny.5]

I was doing all right until that blasted little pup came in grabbed the end of the roll then legged it

[maggie21]

ttfn its still Charming to me.

johnny i hope you didn't do a A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. along with having no charming loo roll my boyfriend has a tendency to do belly flop turds. very uncouth :)