Have you got this problem?

[Jemisa]

Food has replaced sex in my life now, I can't even get into my own knickers

I'm Retired, - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today....

When I was younger all I wanted was a BMW, Now I'm older I don't care about the W!

The Snap, Crackle, Pop, in the morning isn't my flaming breakfast.

Sometimes in the morning I wake up Grumpy, & some days I let him sleep.

jem

[snags]

Swiss Tony :-p

'posting on Answerbank is like making love to a beautiful woman'...

[Bbbananas]

Swiss Tony - that's the one!

My daughter does a brilliant impression of him. And that - "Me?, with my reputation....." guy.

[mazie]

I've never heard of Swiss Toni, so went for a look on google.....some of his quotes are brilliant. I love this one

"Being in a car crash - Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible."

[Bbbananas]

"particularly if it's a rear-ender...."

that reminds me of my big end post this morning. And another thing that's made me literally LOL today, thanks mazie

[mazie]

there's loads more that had me Lolling all over the place....here have a look at this link
salla

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Toni

[Bobbisox]

I'm sure The Morph would sh@g a Barbers floor if he could !

[yogi-bear]

I'm back after nipping out.......boy, it's windy down here on the south coast....sea is rougher than Katie Price. ............:0)

Are we still on about sh@ggi ng?...........Boobi's, stop it, wee canny lass or i'll put you over my knee....................oh piddle.........semi again.........sorry.....nature of the........you know what........lol

[Bobbisox]

would I have to think of the first thing that pops up yogi...<snigger>

[Bbbananas]

Yogi - can I be awfully rude old chap and ask you your age?

[yogi-bear]

Not rude at all, young Salla..........I was 44 in April last, but look well younger, so i've been told........and i've still got all my own hair......no weetabix .......lol x

yes you would, Boobi's..........my desk is levitating....good trick, eh?......lol x

[Bbbananas]

Why, you are still but a young man. Just right pour moi..... ;-)

[yogi-bear]

Yep....full of spunk, stamina, fun and vigour me, salla.........and thanks for the young man bit.........better than old chap..... which we wont go into, sweetheart :0) ......lol xx

[yogi-bear]

Does this mean i'm up to N0 3 after the lovely Docspock and Squiddly pants? :0)

[Bbbananas]

The position varies from day to day yogi - but you will always figure in my top 3 !!

[yogi-bear]

I'm well chuffed with that, my lovely...........( dont tell anyone ok, but you're one of my favourites and in my top 3 too )

I wont be on after today until around september'sh, so i'll miss you, honey.............but the bear will return for more smut and innuendo, picnic nicking and knicker nicking too.......:0) xx

[Bbbananas]

Am I correct in thinking you're off on your wanderings - you're not sailing by any chance are you? Remember - I can sail, crew, galley, tack, winch, wink, tap, serve and am pretty handy above & below deck..... Have passport, can travel :-)

[yogi-bear]

You're correct......wanderings around Europe entertaining the masses of locals and holidaymakers for a 2 month stint........off to the US too in mid August.....really busy schedule of gigs...........always great fun though and love it.

In regards to sailing, i think we can work something out as i have a small boat at the Marina, so you're offer to be handy above and below deck is music to my ears, my lovely :0)

Are you going anywhere for a summer break, Sals?......apparently the UK is going to get hot again by the end of next week, so no better place sometimes than parts of the UK to explore, if chance arises. Whatever you're up too, gorgeous, i hope you stay fit fine and funky ......................and enjoy yourself, above all else xxxxxx

[Bbbananas]

Bless you yogi - you've shot up to number one position !!!

I'm circumnavigating an exotic island this very weekend (well, Isle of Wight...). My plan for the summer - august anyway, is sailing the coasts of Cornwall, Devon & Dorset, so fingers crossed for the weather.

I shall stay funky - you stay safe xxx

[yogi-bear]

Niccccccee......Cornwall, Devon and Dorset are brilliant to sail and visit, as is the exotic island of Wight...........i'm sure the weather will stay sunny wherever you go,sweetheart, as you light up the place and brighten anyone's day........aaaw thanks,sals....you're my No1 too ( but dont tell Crafty as she'll plant her teef in my bum) .....you stay safe and funky too, and have a terrific summer.....speak to you in a couple of months......

Love and bear hugs..........yogi xxxxx