Filling her cavity

[McMouse]

Just took a call from a bloke who wanted to speak to Mrs McM about filling her cavity. I know she was talking about wall insulation the other day but it did make me think.

[Bbbananas]

Is he going to paper over her crack while he's at it?

[mccfluff]

is gavin from autoglass going to come and inject his special resin?

[marval]

she's not been secretly seeing a dentist?

[Justincider]

Was his name Phill and was his mate Ben Dover?

[McMouse]

He did say he has an amazing pump which will fit any size hole.

[Bbbananas]

My soon-to-be-ex-husband had one of those...

[McMouse]

I believe it can be quite messy so I hope he uses some form of protection.

[marval]

They do condoms in all sizes, so you should be alright.

[Justincider]

You could always ask Paul M. Apart

[bigfoot3000]

Thats true marval and some condoms even come with hunky models for single women!
http://www1.phillybur...mes/giantcondom.shtml

[craft1948]

I can't have this as apparently I have the wrong type of flue......

[McMouse]

I'm worries there might be some leakage. Will it stay sticky or just harden off?

[Bbbananas]

Keep some wet wipes handy. Far more effective than tissues or kitchen roll.

[McMouse]

That's a good idea Salla. Wouldn't want neighbours dog licking it.

[Bbbananas]

I think dogs have licked worse things. Bruno used to do anyway....

[McMouse]

I hope the bloke has a clean tool when he starts. Wouldn't like it to have been used earlier in the day and not wiped.