Someone needs cheering up.

NoMercy | 16:04 Tue 19th Jan 2010 | ChatterBank

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Ummmm.... so sorry for what you've had to deal with lately. You need cheering up. xx

Anybody got any silly humour they wish to share? Has anybody done anything really silly lately and embarrassed themselves? Or such a short joke to share?

I got the munchies the other night after a couple of whiskies. I made a sandwich, but that's as much as I remember. I woke up the following morning with a sandwich lying by my face on the pillow, a single bite taken out of it. What a site to behold first thing in the morning !!

I have just witnessed first hand, the pain of the parents of a young soldier who has been killed in a useless war

For anyone who needs cheering up, more Junior Overall mishaps.....

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ummmm

Only amoung us lot Peri.

Thanks moonfruit....did read it in the other thread xx

Bbbananas

You refused to change your bottoms - "now feel me up...."

And we're supposed to be cheering YOU up !!!!!!!!!!

pericat

its a great word to express irritation ummmm - hope you're ok - not up to speed with all thats been happening !

NoMercy

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Did I tell you about the time my Mum and Nan were over here?

We went to a restaurant and my mum and nan walked into the men's loos by mistake. Sure enough, there was a guy standing there holding his todger and smiling at them. My poor nan had a stroke. My mother couldn't reach...

mccfluff

ummmm did i tell you the midget story? might have to email you that one though......

ummmm

Haha NM....

Seriously Salla....I wouldn't change. He didn't 'accidently' touch me all evening...I should wet myself more often...

ummmm

Go on then Fluff :-)

Bbbananas

... but what if he then developed a fetish for urine-soaked bottoms? Next thing you know he'll be asking to wee on you in the bath and asking you not to wipe yourself...

mccfluff

you got mail ummmmm (on FB)

NoMercy

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Hiya Fluffy. How are you ? xx

ummmm

Can't find 'latest' Fluff....

mccfluff

sorry i meant the latest album its called northen soul night

Hi NM how are you?

NoMercy

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Fab thanks, Fluffy. I'm gonna run a bath shortly and get ready to go out. I'm really looking forward to it :-))))))))