I'm always caught out

[Sachs]

not quite prepared for visitors! The meter mans just knocked on the door, can I read your electric/ gas meter? My hairdresser's not long gone after cutting my hair & it dried all stuck up & weird like when you take the towel off your head, going out in a bit so I thought I wouldn't bother till I got in the shower!! How embarrasing! Plus! I'd just brushed my teeth & some toothpaste had dropped on my top, saw it after he'd gone! Plus!! I had to move my fridge freezer & about 20 cartons of milk that wont go in the fridge in the way of one meter & a washing machine in the way of the other! Grrrrr!

[Sachs]

lol Zacs! Makes us human I suppose to be caught out! Does make you cringe though!

[Gnawer]

Sachs....20 Cartons of milk.......WHY?

[Sachs]

Gnawer, monthly shop of UHT milk! Couldn't stand doing a weekly shop!

[Gnawer]

Ahh i get it now, I was T0ssing up between a severe calcium deficiency or 10 babys.

[craft1948]

my meter man is very quick....I think he's scared

[Robinia]

haha...hi sachs, I've usually got the hair thing or soup down my chin..there's a mirror at the bottom of the stairs, so why I never check before I open the door I've no idea.

Just to digress a min Sachs, have your ears been burning?! ...Do you remember asking on here whether anyone else hated posting xmas cards through letterboxes? Well I was just asked about it so I searched & found it & we've been having a good laugh at it all over again! :o)

[ummmm]

Whats worse....take the curtains down to be washed, have a lie in in the morning to wake up to a note from the window cleaner saying he's done my windows.....I don't even know if I was covered up.

[Sachs]

Whys that craft? :0)
Robinia, I remember it well! I think lovely ray sparks was on that thread! Do I still post & run? Yeah!! lol!

[Robinia]

That's right Sachs, ray was on it...yes I leg it too..in fact I was just saying that one of my neighbours is away & I think I'll pop her card through today, I must have some left over from last year :o)

[Sachs]

That could be embarrasing ummm when you come to pay the bill!
Robinia, Christmas cards are in the shops NOW! If you post them now, they wont expect it! Sorted! :0) x

[Robinia]

oh no, they aren't are they Sachs? Haven't had summer yet.

Have you ever had dental floss stuck in a tooth when someone's come to the door?...it's either a case of find some scissors quickly, tuck it up under your top lip & hope you don't need to speak...or yank it out & risk removing your crown!

[craft1948]

don't know sachs......maybe it's the dog....