popular sayings/orders in London

[RuskinJazz]

Anyone know any other sayings/orders that you hear or see when travelling around London, for example:
Mind the gap
Look left
Look right....

[DanAB]

"Get out my way"

[heathfield]

''Spare a copper, guv?''

[johnny.5]

cor' blimee' its Mary Poppins

[johnny.5]

harrow taxi driver

[Mortartube]

Big Issue!

[squarebear]

Knees up Mutha brahn me ol' **** sparra

[Infomaniac]

Where to guv? (Taxi drivers)

[woozer]

Sorry I'm not from round here

[Madmonks]

I'm not going south of the river at this time of night (taxi driver)
He just fell over (policeman on riot duty)

[betterman]

bang bang then sirens

[Postdog]

"Watch it, you Toby!"

and

"Stanard!, get your Stanard!"

[woolleysheep]

evnin all

[charliep88]

Take Your Head Outta Your Ass Chum Before You Sneeze And Blow Your Bloody Brains Out

[lankeela]

Morny Stannit.

[lankeela]

Ere Phil, kill im.

[CatInTheHat]

Christmas, Oxford Street, 'STAY ON THE PAVEMENT!' from traffic wardens with loudhailers.