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marval | 14:50 Sun 12th Apr 2009 | Jokes
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A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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hahahahahahah! p m s l ! that joke completly ruled! cheers for that laugh!
14:51 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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Glad you liked it
15:00 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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Bloody brilliant ...........ha ha ha
20:21 Sun 12th Apr 2009
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Come on
00:16 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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You have made an ass out of all of us with this one, marval!
00:22 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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What if it had been a female dog Eh!
11:14 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Oh stop bitching
14:20 Mon 13th Apr 2009
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Lol. Good one.
10:39 Tue 14th Apr 2009

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