Could you

[bobtheturkey]

beat a fully grown badger in a fight to the death armed only with a saucepan and wearing only a swimsuit made of plasticine?

[Gormless]

Are you ok?

[dot.hawkes]

sadly no cos i am allergic to plasticine!

[joggerjayne]

Depends on the weather.

If it was cold, the plasticine would harden into a protective layer, through which the badger's claws would not penetrate.

But ...

If it was sunny, the plasticine would melt, making the floor slippery and giving the badger, with it's gripping claws, a definite advantage.

[bobtheturkey]

excellent answer jayne

[legendis.god]

I have in the past.
but living here in the warm weather and the non existance here of badgers i very much doubt it


btw


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jason bourne


jayne

you got a razor???

lol

[legendis.god]

btw bob


did i say?




















ooooh la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[joggerjayne]

Why would I need a razor?



(okay, yes, I do ... just in case)