i'm still very very bored and everything is starting to look like a cartoon ham! 5 minutes!
i will lose any shread of elegance i had when i devour my sarnies . . . . sod manners.
4 minutes . . . woo hoo!
alternatively, try lambrini. pretty much the same thing . . . or lambossa which is a poor mans lambrini. just becareful not to spill any coz it'll go straight through your floors. remember the scene from aliens . . . . .
bling bling bling, how could i forget that, so i'll be needing some sovereign rings, several tasteful necklaces and the largest hoop earings known to man. . i live in the capital of chav land, argos and elizabeth duke are a mere minute away