Transplant.

[carrust]

A man has both of his cut-off in a tragic accident. The hospital, who were short of ear donors decide to give him 1 ear from a dog, & the other from a pig.
A month after the op the man goes & sees the doctor.
"Hows the ears"?the doctor asks.
"The dogs ear is wonderful & I can hear much, much better than I ever did before", says the man.
"And the pigs"? asks the doctor.
"Oh there's crackling in that one! :-)

[BillySugger]

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[tombrandy]

best for a long time my wife thinks I have gone crackers laughing at my computer. GREAT