I had marmalade on my toast this morning, it was initially because I needed something sweet, I later realised it was because I have become addicted to suffering from indigestion
I was told that the word 'Marmalade' come from Mary queen of Scots, when she was ill at sea travelling to France the sailors gave her a preserve which quickly became her favourite food and whenever she was ill they called for it saying "Marie Mallad' or, Mary is ill (Mallad being French for ill)