Has

[knobster]

Anybody got any pigeons that I can set the cat amongst?

Oh and has anybody got a cat that I can borrow? and no bob an orange bucket will not do.

[knobster]

And my appocolies if you read this in suggestions as well I posted it by mistake there first.

[matrod]

knob you my friend

[knobster]

What you trod in now?

[matrod]

some cat and pidgeon poo poo oopsy

[knobster]

Is that for lungy then?

[logic]

reported.

DRIVEL.

[knobster]

Oi loggy you leave my drivel alone you big bully you or I will set funnygirl onto you

[logic]

I don't think so Knobby, I'm sure she's lost the plot.

Been very aggresive of late, Don't you think ?

[knobster]

I take it that its not gravy then leg.

[knobster]

Looks like matron has trod in it again then leg. will give you a ring later got to take the dog down the vets now as he got a runny tummy for over a week now.

Well thats an excuse to take him down the pub afterwoods