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Professor?! But you're DEAD!

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Dusky | 02:16 Thu 04th Nov 2004 | Film, Media & TV
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I may even have dreamed it but I think it featured a 70s double act - it could have been Morecambe & Wise.  They stayed in an hotel with a pretty girl and ended up having to stay in the same room with one double bed (this is what makes me think it was Morecambe & Wise).  There was a pair of pyjamas and a nightie between them.  The girl wore the pyjama top, one bloke wore the nightie; the other wore the pyjama bottoms.  During the night the door slowly creaked open and an old man staggered in (this could even have been Dick Emery).  One of the blokes said "Professor?! But you're DEAD!"

Please, does anyone know what it was?

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 I think you are thinking of "Dont just lie there say something" 1973, The characters are Brian Rix, Leslie Phillips and Joanna Lumley. The old boy wandering in and out appeared in most of Brian Rix ' stuff not Dick Emery Derek Royle.
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Gawd blessha, BrumBob!  Thank you so much for your answer.

 

I'd pretty much given up on this one, assuming I had, after all, dreamed it (which is a mite worrying...).

 

I've ordered "Don't Just Lie There..."  from Play.com...watch this space; I'll let you know.

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Oh, dear BrumBob.  Sadly not.  It arrived this morning and the more I watched it the more I realised I'd seen it more recently.  It was all but the same scenario, particularly with the pyjama business, but it definitely wasn't that.

 

Thanks again for your help but the search goes on...maybe I'll chuck it in again...

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