Pants ...

[joggerjayne]

Oh, pants ...

... I feel a bit silly after last night. Got home completely trolleyed, and started posting on AB. Sorry.

Turns out I did dump the bf. I think the girlfriend's encouraged me to do it. Two of the girls came back and stayed over ...

...should I tell you this? ...

... and we got a little bit naughty. Just a bit. But hey, don't knock it until you've tried it, right?

So now, I'm back on the shelf, I've got the hangover from hell, and I've got two of my friends comatose and snoring away in my bed. I need coffee and ibuprofen.

Still, hey, it's a nice, sunny day, yes?

Oh pants, my head really hurts.

[beejay1124]

sorry-jj--could sort you out with one in norn iron tho
last night hasnt changed you then-ahem

[hippyhoppy]

Are you on Facebook - Beejay wants to be your friend...!

[bigmamma]

ROFL.....erm....good morning joggerjayne , thanks for sharing that , no , really thanks ...lol.....seems you're a very generous girl , sharing lots of ...erm ...things !

[beejay1124]

hi BM--puts your habitual 'pyjama bottoms dropping' very much in the shade--so it does

[bigmamma]

Tee hee :-D

[Dr-Legend]

and there i thought it was going to be a normal day too.
but then whats normal on ab ?


are we to be interested , confused or not fussed?

still trying to decidec on the correct reaction so as to fit in with the crowd.

until i do ill just say very good sj.

[haysi06]

Oh Good Lord, am in fits of laughter here! What a wummin!

Found a pic of Jayne LOL.

http://i30.tinypic.com/mhsunt.jpg

[Dr-Legend]

Some might find it marge inally funny others might be apaul ed?

Whos to say ?

Perhaps we will c eh ?

[haysi06]

Its only a kid on pic FFS! No offence meant.

[Dr-Legend]

Never even looked at the pic

i was referring to the jogger and her tale of sexual experimentation.


Things arent always as they seem .

Anyway i just got a calll from blackpool and im offf to buy some sports socks.
White of course then have a kebab .


Ah memories

[haysi06]

Dr-Legend, are you saying that joggerjayne is not in fact a jogger nor indeed a jayne??? OMG. How can that be so?


Do you know who it is?

[Dr-Legend]

Well without a thurough examination i cant say for sure.
But i think she may be more king than queen.
I will wait for more information.
As i say im surewe will c sooner or later .

Now i must go its sunny and its shining through the window, blinding me almost .

Must fix it :-)

[haysi06]

My head hurts LOL

Are you saying that people are posting as the opposite sex!! Good Lord, how confusing that must be. My question then is WHY??

[Dr-Legend]

Welll it would seem theyre sad and lack company
probably they dont have anyone to talk to?
If they did theyd be far better talking to them than being here in a fantasy world.
Wouldnt you agree ?

[pastafreak]

OMG- this is one of those " jaw-dropping " posts we get on AB.....appalled....laughing.....eyes watering.......but hey-its entertainment!!! ( at least a bull hasn't died )

[Dr-Legend]

Though it probably contains more bull than your average bullfight.
Not half eh ?

[joggerjayne]

haysi06, that's a great picture.

It's been a really good morning. Me and the girls laughed at each other, then went down to The Lanes and had the biggest fry ups ever. Head feels a bit better.

Aww, Dr Leg, didn't know we had our own conspiracy theory section on AB. Don't you think we're anonymous enough, without swapping sex? :-))

(j peers anxiously down her undies, just in case !!)

And don't you think we can have decent social lives AND chat on AB as well? It's called AnswerBank, not SaddoBank.

[cazzz1975]

grim...even if I was totally legless I would not be doing stuff with women

[beejay1124]

hi-cazz-jj - dr leg -etc--whats the latest--are we going down that route-ahem -tonight jj

[joggerjayne]

No.